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NFL's Coaching Carousel ... by Scotty T. Quick brain buster for y'all...... What does NFL management have in common with your local waste management corporation? Everyone feel free to hum along to the final jeopardy tune as you think. OK, times up everyone reveal your answer....... contestant #1. What is the smell? Sorry no, but damn fine answer. contestant #2. What are their Unions' Power? Once again a damn fine answer, but that is not what we are looking for. Contestant #3. What is they depend on recycling to keep their business? Well, ding ding ding, spank me twice and call me Sally that is the correct answer. The NFL recycles more coaches more than any other sport. Nothing brought this to light more than when even Marv Levy who is 74 years old and gums his food and his women said he is interested in coming back, and their are actually general managers considering this possibility. Come on!!!!! Can you imagine that training buffet table after practice? Prunes, Geritol, Viagra, and wash it down with a frosty cold Ensure. Lights out would be at 7pm, and instead of viewing game tapes, it would be mandatory to watch reruns of Matlock. Bill Parcells will either go to Tampa or San Diego. He seems like a spring chicken at 62 compared to Levy, but still qualifies for an AARP card and I believe Social Security checks. Tony Dungy, no not that old, but is rumored to go to Indianapolis. Just because he couldn't get the job done in Tampa with that defense doesn't mean that he can't make the Colts defense look like the '85 Bears. Right? Hold on, Dan Snyder just hired a new guy from the college ranks Steve Spurrier. Just as he fired recycled Marty Assenheimer without due cause. So, give him credit for looking for new blood..... oh hold on, we can't even do that...... Rumor has it they were going to offer the job to old coach George Allen until they realized his was freaking dead. Come on guys, go out on a limb and use some originality, or the NFL will turn into MLB right before our eyes. |
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